I had every intention to be productive today and do something with my life And then I got out of bed
You know what's kind of beautiful?
wwreakinghavocc: timorleste: In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.” I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you. in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means...
Anonymous asked: You did gymnastics?
Anonymous asked: you have excellent book taste
-retrograde: Neon Indian - Polish Girl It’s...
ccolfer: the 16 year old boy types “www.facebook.com” into his school’s public computer, only to find that his other male friend is already logged in. he smiles smugly to himself and types “i’m gay lol i like boys in my butt” as a facebook status. the boy laughs maniacally to himself. it is the single greatest facebook hack ever accomplished by any other human. he is god among his friends and...
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
lmao the mary poppins dropping from the sky chasing away everyone with her umbrellas like some posh badass “and a spoonful of sugar for you too bitch”
omg the giant voldemort no i cannot handle this