If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
We were in Greece, we danced, I was gay, we were happy.– COLIN FIRTH IS THE BEST HUMAN (via apriki)
When I win my Academy Award…– Every VMA student during the Academy Awards (via shitemersonstudentssay)
when i birth out a human i am sending it to france and then requesting for it years later so i can make it speak french to me.
angelina will always be extremely hot.
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